Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday Funnies 7

Moi and Logan
Moi, Lil Man and I were hanging out on our day off and out of the blue…
Moi:  “Hey Logan, guess what I’m giving you for Christmas?”
Lil Man:  {With excitement in his eyes} “What?”
Moi:  “Your own set of throwing knives!”
Lil Man: {Throws his arms up in celebration “Yes!  Oh Yes!”

Do you see what I’m dealing with here?  They “litary” {as Lil Man says} feed off each other.

Ethan and Po
A certain of my daughters needed a pair of nylons to go on a school trip that I was not in support of {Mr. B said yes}.  Anyway, she was disobedient in a very large way and not only did I not get those nylons, I decided to ground her.  Well, I was talking to Po {in front of Ethan} and was explaining how I can’t believe she went on her trip without so much as texting me from her sister’s phone to say goodbye. 
Ethan:  “Well don’t worry Mama, cuz if I went on a trip I would always say bye to you.”
Po looks to Ethan with a serious expression and says:  “And you would have gotten your nylons too.”
Oh man, we cracked up and Ethan has the best laugh ever… I need to record it somehow.  It’s ridiculously infectious!

So we’re driving down the road with Busy in the back seat and Po says:
“Oh, my gas light is on.”
Busy without hesitation says: “Hey look my gas lights on too.” Followed by obnoxious farting noises that thankfully weren’t real.

We’re too easily entertained in this family.

Lil Man

So there is this lil facebook game called PetVille that Lil man loves.  He created his own animal and feeds it and visits neighbors houses and cleans them. {wish he’d help clean my house} smirk.  I started the account for him a few years ago but in order to play he has to be on my FB account on my computer. 
Lil Man:  “Mom, when I grow up and turn 18 will you give me your Petville password?”
Me:  Yes, when you’re 18 I will give you my Petville password.  {smirk}
Lil Man:  Yes!
Pause… Lil Man:  “You will probably be in the care place by then though.”

At this rate… he’s probably right!

Bailey text me this week and told me she was proud to be my daughter and that my name was used as a verb.  Huh?
She proceeded to explain that a close friend of ours in Maryland {now both of our daughters live in Utah} referred to a group of people that needed the crud beat out of them as - I need to go “Andi” on them.  Honestly, I have never felt so proud in all of my life.  Middle school kids will be saying that everywhere I’m sure!
I’m protective and have a strong sense of right and wrong… what?  Don’t make me go Andi on you… {giggle}

Because I don’t feel like rummaging through the rest of my lil notes of the funny things I record I’m just going to take the easy out and leave you with a few heartfelt pictures of our very classy family.

This was Bailey's last visit.  I don't really know why we do what we do.

 Hey look, it's "Nuns having fun".  No really that's what it was titled.  Yes, it's still on my fridge.

It’s Captain Lederhosen!  Evidently when you’re a lil brother these are the types of things your older sisters put you through.  However, he doesn’t look like he’s in pain does he?

This on the other hand is something Lil Man does all on his own.  No, still can’t get the kid to wear a shirt.  I guess wearing one all day at school is completely exhausting.

Have a fantabulous weekend! 


1 comment:

  1. Girl you are way to funny (that's only because I couldn't figure out how to spell Halarious).

    I joined a Stampin Up group and totally miss you.


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