Friday, June 15, 2012

Friday Funnies 5


It’s been a while since I’ve been able to scrounge up an addition of “Friday Funnies”  It’s made me a lil bit weepy because that’s due to me being at work and them being funny at home without me.

However…
We’ve captured a few.

Hanna:
The girls were talking about a set of twin boys that they had met and Hanna looked to Moi and said,  “I think one of them had the same birthday as me.”
There were no crickets…just loud obnoxious laughter.

Busy and Mama:
Now this one is most likely one of those “you had to be there moments” unless you know us personally.  Whether you know us from reading or know us in person…you still might feel it.
I was doing my make up in the mirror in the kitchen window.  I could see Busy behind me in the reflection.  Suddenly she went from standing - to this horrifying face of fear with both hands up in the air and then she just simply…disappeared.
I turned to a thud and her lying on the floor.  She had tripped over our fat Charlie dog.  I was laughing so hard I ached.  So of course, I felt the need to re-enact the scene.  I threw my hands in the air, placed a horrifyingly startled look on my face then threw myself forward towards the floor attempting to catch myself on the kitchen sink.  However, there were ice cube trays on the edge of the sink half filled.  I hit the trays flipped them into the air, soaked my work pants and almost killed Busy who was still lying on the floor.
There was very little breathing in the room…mostly coughing and choking for air through paralyzing laughter.

Me:
The other day a song came on the radio.  I told Po to change it.  He shrugs and says “It’s Korn.”
Me:  “I know, I just don’t like that song.”
Po:  “Man, they must be old by now.”
Me:  “Yah, I think they’re working on a come-back album:  Creamed Korn.”
Yes, he is as easily entertained as I am.

Busy
Busy and I were at the Endo and the doctor says, “Alright, I want you to grade yourself on how you’re handling your Diabetes.”
Busy immediately looks towards me and smiles, “Okay, can Mom grade me after I grade myself?”
The doctor shakes her head yes and Busy looks back at me, “Alright Mama, what grade should I get?”
There’s a possibility she missed the idea of the self-evaluation.

Moi

So we went to Busy’s school for a ‘thing’.  Moi went with Po and I because we had just picked her up from her school.  Anyway, in walks a girl wearing the same sweater as Moi.  Okay, so the girl was quite a bit larger than my girl and fiercely blonde which my Moi is not and Moi looks at her then looks at me and goes… “Oh weird, it was almost like looking in the mirror for a second.”

Awful child, I should talk to her mother. {wink}

Happy Weekend!

 loves,
Pidg


4 comments:

  1. Oh how I miss witnessing these! ...so me stabbing my hand while trying to cut an avocado was more on the serious.end rather than Friday funny worthy? ;) I'm sure I've done something funny *sigh* I guess the boys and I are just too.boring for Friday dummies ;) LOVE YOU!

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  2. No but the boys are funny on the sly evidently ;) What kills me is I know they did something recently that was awesome but I didn't write it down... stabbing your hand and super gluing it is Friday Normals in this fam! I loves you baby girl!

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  3. Hahaha!!! I can totally see it clear as day you launching yourself into the ice trays. =) I miss these funnies, you guys are hilarious. I wish I could remember funny stuff. oh! Aleshanee: "YOU SCARED ME FOR A FREAK OF DEATH!!!" LOL! She says that when she gets scared but she hasn't said it in a long time. She did recently and I could not stop laughing and I was driving. :)

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  4. Busy and Mama definitely brought LOL tears to my eyes! I don't think you had to be there. That was FUNNY! Glad y'all are okay though ;-)

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